You realize this is a test forum right why do you keep posting
Slowly steal its soul by taking multiple pictures of it.
I think the most humane way to train a dog is to have Zeus hurl lightning at it whenever it does something you don't like.
Children raised by parents who compare the difficulty of child rearing to pet ownership end up vandalizing vehicles with pumpkins.
General area: Eastern coast of the United States
Duration: 3 weeks